Humor

Because we live in the computer age, we've become numbers. I hope when I get to the Pearly Gates, there's not a sign that says take a number.

If you're a researcher for the Guinness World Records book, is your work life a Trivial Pursuit?

I don't think an apple a day keeps the doctor away. However, I'd eat an apple every day if I didn't have to wait to see the doctor.

I thought "What zodiac sign are you?" was just a pick-up line used in bars until I read that Geminis are witty, intellectual, youthful and lively. As a Gemini, I agree.

Friends come in all shapes and sizes. Books are friends you can drop, but their feelings won't be hurt.

Relationships make the world go around. The difference between a good relationship and a bad one is night and day.

If a compliment is sincere, shouldn't it be spelled complimeant?

In spite of the specials and the coupons, the coffee and the pop music, grocery shopping is like dusting.It's never done.

For personal development you have to be goal-oriented. Being a soccer mom, however, didn't qualify me as goal-oriented

Politics is one of the many things that requires compromise. Is that why some of our politicians have been caught in compromising positions?